|Beautiful use of lemon.|
If the lemon payoff continues, I'll post about that at more length. But in the meantime, I've been buckling down on my "real" writing. You know - as in writing-other-than-blogging.* And I've also been reading.** And I've been trying to get fit.***
Factor in that last one - the fit fact - when I then tell you this: I saw a Kate Moss quote recently, and while I'm sure she's not the first person to say it, these words coupled with her figure make you want to shove a hamburger down her throat: "Nothing tastes as good as skinny feels."
That quote, and my reaction to it, led to this:
|I mean, seriously.|
I've decided that's what this blog will be devoted to, at least for the next week or so. Because it's a pretty quick turnaround to create these responses, which means I can still get my 'real' writing done, while also venting, snarking, and displaying my dubious side at the expense of shallow celebs. Win-win-win, right?
So, please send stupid celebrity quotes my way! They need responses, and I'm just the face for the job!
Also, up for debate: do I keep the same face for each retort? Or customize 'em? I have a LOT of faces. Like, A LOT.**** If the rumors are to believed, in half... I'm half cartoon.
*PS Also, am I the only person who still feels like an idiot anytime they say "blog" out loud? Blog, blogging, blogged, blogger... blerg.
**More on that soon.
***Yeah, on that, too.
****True story: more than one friend has proposed a coffee book titled simply FACES OF BETH. Guess what would fill those pages?