There are several topics I want to write about in the coming days. These topics include:
1) Starting a running routine again
3) Restructuring this blog
4) Why I Need To Break Up With Groupon
5) Bread Pudding, Bourbon & Beyond
However, tonight, I'm happy to welcome a new guest blogger, Google Voice, AKA G-Voice!
By way of introduction: G-Voice is an awesome and dedicated buddy. One of its most awesome features is the voicemail transcription service. That's right - for those of you who are unfamiliar with G-Voice, if you miss a call, not only does the caller go to voicemail BUT ALSO G-Voice transcribes the call and displays it as a text.
However, at this point I'm pretty sure that G-Voice's first language is not English. Either that, or I have really mumble-y friends. Because lately, my voicemail transcriptions have been... well... hilarious.
Take it away, G!
Ha! I still have no idea what any of this means, but I can say with confidence that G-Voice will likely be invited back to serve as a guest-blogger here again... also, TAKE THAT, Damn You Auto-Correct! G-Voice is gonna give you a run for your money.