Quotes, Part I

As predicted... some funny theater-people quotes have started peppering the journey....

Butch Bronx: (starts reading the plane’s safety pamphlet)

Harry Astoria: I’ve read that. It doesn’t end well.

Sabrina Queens: It's funny because when you were talking about angry birds. I was thinking, looking at my  car, man, I must've driven under one the other day…

Me: My new bangs make me look like I have a moon face!
Buster Manhattan: So what's wrong with having a moon face?

Airline clerk: Wakka wakka hump the bins!
Me: Did she just “say hump the bins”?
Harry Astoria: Yes. Standard practice in Baltimore. 

Sabrina Queens: Anyone want to play in an illegal underground poker game? I can call my aunt. She's a dealer.

KC: Take a picture of the chopped liver! Put up a photo with the caption “What Am I?!”!!!